A public status page for the infrastructure okokumo already watches — on your own address, fed by the same probes that page you.

Pick which checks appear and name them for your customers — "API", not "prod-api-lb-healthz". Each one shows live status plus 90 days of history. Nothing else about the check is ever exposed.
Served from France (Scaleway, fr-par), no data leaving the EU — same posture as the rest of okokumo. No analytics or trackers run on your visitors.
A check going down auto-drafts an incident with its timeline already running, and the recovery note posts itself. Drafts stay private — we never publish one for you. Write your own by hand too, for anything a check can't see.
Available on Pro and Business — serving it on your own domain
(status.yourcompany.com) is Business.